A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
—— Joseph Addison
I married beneath me. All women do.
—— Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing —— and then marry him.
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
—— Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
—— William Congreve
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
—— Isadora Duncan
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
—— Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
The society of women is the element of good manners.
—— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
—— Jonathan S. Haas
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
—— Joseph Heller, God Knows
Woman was God's second mistake.
—— Friedrich Nietzsche
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
—— Aristotle Onassis
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
—— Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate women because they always know where things are.
—— James Thurber
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
—— Rebecca West, 1913
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
—— Virginia Woolf