Right after their honeymoon the newly wed couple goes to Princess Fiona's parents for dinner. When a Fairy God Mother discovers Fiona and Shrek are married she reminds the king about a deal they agreed on years ago that Fiona should have married Prince Char
ming (her son). The king then hires a cat named Puss-in-Boots (a sword fighting cat and ogre slayer) to kill Shrek……
Shrek: It's so good to be home! Just you and me and……
Donkey: Two can be as bad as one……
Donkey: Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How 'bout a side of sugar for steed（马，战马）?
Shrek: Donkey, what are you doing here?
Donkey: I was just taking care of your love nest（爱巢） for you.
Shrek: Oh, you mean like……sorting the mail and watering the plants?
Donkey: Yeah, and feeding the fish!
Shrek: I don't have any fish.
Donkey: You do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. That shrek is a rascally devil. Get your……
Shrek: Oh, well, look at the time. I guess you'd better be going.
Donkey: Wait a minute. Don't you want to tell me about your trip? Or how about a game of Parchessi?
Fiona: Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
Donkey: Oh, yeah, that. I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately. So I thought I'd move in with you guys.
Fiona: Well, you know we're always happy to see you, Donkey.
Shrek: But Fiona and I are married now. We need a little time, you know, to be together. Just with each other. Alone.
Donkey: Say no more, say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you.
Donkey: Yes, roomie?
Shrek: You're bothering me.
Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess……Me and Pinocchio（皮诺曹）was going to try to catch a tournament, anyway, so……Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something.
Shrek: He'll be fine. Now, where were we? Oh. I think I remember. Donkey!
Donkey: I know, I know! Alone! I'm going! I'm going. Hey, what do you want me to tell these other guys.
Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! 真高兴见到你们！（俚语）