1.Q: Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

　　A: Mom is closer, because dad is farther.

　　2.Q: Can you go to the cinema with your watch broken?

　　A: Of course not, for I don't have the time.

　　I don't have the time有两种理解：1。我没有时间；2。我没戴表或是我的表坏了，不知道时间。

　　3.Q: Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?

　　A: It's a star with a tail.

　　tail:（动物的）尾巴；彗（星）尾

　　4.Q: What's the largest room in the world?

　　A: The room for improvement.

　　room：房间；空间，余地

　　5.Q: What's the poorest bank in the world?

　　A: The river bank.

　　bank：银行；堤岸

　　6.Q: When is coffee like the surface of the earth?

　　A: When it's ground.

　　ground地面，也是grind磨碎、碾碎的过去分词形式

　　7.Q: What month do soldiers hate?

　　A: March.

　　march:行军

　　8.Q: When is a person not a person?

　　A: When he is a little cross.

　　cross:恼火，烦恼；十字架

　　9.Q: When is a door not a door?

　　A: When it's ajar.

　　ajar门虚掩，音似a jar

　　10.Q: When are boys not boys?

　　A: When they are bare-footed.

　　bear-footed 赤脚，音似bear-footed，脚和熊一样

　　11.Q: When is a clock dangerous?

　　A: When it runs down the stairs and strikes one.

　　strike one 另一个意思是：击中一个人

　　12.Q: Why is tennis so noisy?

　　A: Each player raises a racket.

　　racket （网球等）球拍；喧哗，喧闹

　　raise a racket大吵大闹

　　13.Q: If a cabbage and a carrot raced, which one would win?

　　A: The cabbage, because it's always ahead.

　　a head of cabbage一颗卷心菜

　　14.Q: How many feet are there in a yard?

　　A: It depends on how many people stand in the yard.

　　feet英尺；脚

　　yard院子；码

　　15.Q: When are people like glasses?

　　A: When they make spectacles of themselves.

　　make a spectacle of oneself使自己出丑，出洋相

　　16.Q: What beam is lighter than all the other beams?

　　A: Lightbeam.

　　17.Q: What animal eats with its tail?

　　A: All animals do. No one takes off its tail while eating.

　　with用……做事；带着，有……

　　18.Q: How can you make a slow horse fast?

　　A: Don't give it anything to eat for a while.

　　fast快的；绝食

　　19.Q: What is heavier in summer than in winter?

　　A: Traffic to the beach.

　　heavy重的；交通量大的，繁忙的

　　20.Q: What clothing is always sad?

　　A: Blue jeans.

　　blue兰色的；伤感的

　　21.Q: How many legs do horses have?

　　A: Six legs——forelegs in front and two in back

　　forelegs前腿，音似four legs

　　22.Q: When are people smartest?

　　A: When it's sunny, because everything's brighter then.

　　bright明亮；聪明

　　23.Q: I have a tree in my hand. What kind of tree is it?

　　A: It's a palm.

　　palm棕榈树；手掌

　　24.Q: Can you explain what is free speech?

　　A: Your talking on someone else's phone.

　　free自由的，免费的

　　25.Q: If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the ed house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?

　　A: In Washington, D.C.