I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car， every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep， and fearing he might miss his stop， he nudged him and said： “Wake up， sir！”
“I wasn't asleep，” the man answered.
“Not asleep？ But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”