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A Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话

2006-07-15 15:13

  One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

  WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

  MAN: Definitely not!

  WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

  MAN: Of course I do.

  WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

  MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

  WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

  MAN: (makes audible groan)

  WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

  MAN: Where else would we sleep?

  WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

  MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

  WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

  MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

  WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

  MAN: shit. shit. shit……
  

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