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一只闹钟

2006-07-15 15:30

  An Alarm Clock

  A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.

  Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir. Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? I'm going to take the five o'clock train tomorrow morning. ”

  “ Oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I can't. I don't get up that early. ”

  The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me. ”

  “ Yes, here it is, young man. ”

  The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.

  “ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.

  “ Sure! Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring. ”

  一只闹钟

  一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里,他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。

  上床睡之前,他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说:“对不起,先生,请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗?我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。”

  “哦,很抱歉”,旅馆老板说,“恐怕不行,我不可能起那么早。”

  年轻人正想回到房间去,又停住了问:“那你有闹钟吗?或许它能帮助我。”

  “我有,给你,年轻人。”

  年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟,谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后,发现似乎有毛病。

  “它能准时闹吗?”他问老头儿。

  “那当然!时间一到,你摇一摇,他就会响的。”

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