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这只鳄鱼也没穿鞋(中英)

2006-07-29 10:34

    This alligator isn’t wearing any shoes either

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

  After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

  The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”

  Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

  Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

  She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

  The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

 

       这只鳄鱼也没穿鞋

  一个年轻的金发女郎在路易斯安那州的深处旅行。有些道路很糟糕,因此她想要双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋,可是又不愿付出当地卖主开出的高价。

  最后,一店主“恕不还价”的态度使她非常沮丧,于是大声嚷道:“也许我该出去亲自抓一只鳄鱼,这样我就能以合理的价格得到一双鳄鱼鞋。”

  店主说:“请便吧,朋友。也许你很走运,会弄到一双大的。”

  女郎咬咬牙,转身向沼泽地走去,准备亲手抓只鳄鱼。

  当天下午,在开车回家的路上,店主看到一个年轻妇女手提猎枪,站在齐腰的水中,这时,他看到一个巨大的9英尺长的鳄鱼向她快速游去。

  她举起手,杀死了鳄鱼,费了很大的力气把它拖到岸边。附近还有另外几只死鳄鱼。

  店主惊奇地看着。这时,女郎抽打着鳄鱼的后背,失望地叫喊道:“真该死!这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋。”

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