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没有您喜欢的颜色吗?(中英)

2006-07-29 10:35

  Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?

  Mrs. Green was eighty,but she had a small car,and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.

  She did not drive fast,because she was old,but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her,“Please don't drive your car,grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”

  But she always said,“No,I like driving. I've driven for fifty years,and I'm not going to stop now.”

  Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red,and then it did not start again. The lights were green,then yellow,then red,

  then green again,but her car did not start.

  “What am I going to do now?” She said.

  But then a policeman came and said to her kindly,“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”

  没有您喜欢的颜色吗?

  格林太太八十岁了。她有一辆小型轿车,每逢星期六她总是开着这辆车去购买食品。

  因为年纪大了,格林太太车子开得不快,不过她开车技术很高,从来没有出过事。有时她的孙子孙女们对她说:“奶奶,您别开车了,我们可以送您去商店。”

  但她总是说:“不,我喜欢开车。我已经开了五十年了,现在还不想撒手。”

  上星期六,她看见交通灯是红色就刹住了车。后来车子熄火了。交通灯由绿色转为黄色,然后转为红色,又转变为绿色,可她的车子还是发动不起来。

  “现在我该怎么办呢?”她说。

  这时一位警察走过来,和气地对她说:“早上好,今天交通灯的颜色没有一样您喜欢吗?”

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