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In The Dark

2006-07-02 23:40

  A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

  Engineer: “What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”

  Doctor: “I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!”

  Priest: “Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.”

  Priest: “Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?”

  George: “Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

  The group was silent for a moment.

  Priest: “That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

  Doctor: “Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.”

  Engineer: “Why can't these guys play at night?”

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