A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course， there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day， he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along， as he approached the town， he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.
Automatically， he veered his truck towards the lawyer， but……then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center， but he heard a “whump” and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said， “Father， I'm sure that I missed that lawyer.”
And the priest replied， “That's OK， my son， I got him with the door.”