A guy was stuck in a traffic jam that hadn't moved for more than half an hour. Looking out his car window he saw a kid on a skateboard weaving his way towards him through the line of stranded vehicles.
“Hey son， what's the hold up？” the guy asked.
“It's some crazy lawyer，” replied the kid， “He's lying in the middle of the road and he's doused himself with petrol and is threatening to set fire to himself. We're taking up a collection for him. Would you like to donate mister？”
“How much have you got so far？” the guy enquired.
“Oh，” said the kid， “about thirty boxes of matches and twenty-three lighters.”