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I Want a Divorce

2006-07-02 23:38

  A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

  The attorney asked, “May I help you??”

  The farmer said, “Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces.”

  The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”

  The farmer said, “Yeah, I got about 140 acres.”

  The attorney said, “No, you don't understand, do you have a case?”

  The farmer said, “No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

  The attorney said, “No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

  The farmer said, “Yeah, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere.”

  The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

  The farmer said, “Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”

  The exasperated attorney said, “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

  The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

  Finally, the attorney said, “Okay, let me put it this way: why do you want a divorce?”

  The farmer replied, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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