I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could； then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed. "You there！" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman？" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on， I am acting like a lady."
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。 他尽力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。 “你干嘛？”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。”