Q： Why are blondes hurt by peoples words？
A： Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q： Why can't blondes put in light bulbs？
A： They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q： What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde？
Q： Did you hear about the blonde coyote？
A： Got stuck in a trap， chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q： When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head？
A： When you have a tire pump to reinflate it！
Q： Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air？
A： She missed.
Q： What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear？
A： Data transfer.
Q： What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC？
A： A dumb terminal.
Q： Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand？
A： So brunettes can understand them.
Q： How did the blond burn her ear？
A： The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q： There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in？
A： The sign said “must be 18 to enter”。
Q： Why are there no brunette jokes？
A： Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q： How does a blonde make instant pudding？
A： She places the box in the microwave and looks for the “instant pudding setting” button.
Q： Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”？
A： When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q： What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box？
A： A case of empties.