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2006-07-08 08:12

  Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?

  A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

  Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

  A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

  Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?

  A: Perri-air.

  Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

  A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

  Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?

  A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

  Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

  A: She missed.

  Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

  A: Data transfer.

  Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?

  A: A dumb terminal.

  Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?

  A: So brunettes can understand them.

  Q: How did the blond burn her ear?

  A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

  Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?

  A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”。

  Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?

  A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

  Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?

  A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the “instant pudding setting” button.

  Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called “How to Hug”?

  A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

  Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?

  A: A case of empties.

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