There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair， got a make-over， got in her car， and began driving around in the country. Suddenly， she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have one？” she asked. The shepherd， thinking this was a pretty safe bet， agreed. “You have 171 sheep，” said the blonde in triumph. Surprised， the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked， “if I can guess your real hair color， will you give me my sheep back？” The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. Your a blonde！ Now give me back my dog.