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Question and answer Lawyer jokes 4

2006-07-08 12:02

  Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

  A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

  Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

  A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

  Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

  A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

  Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

  A: The caterer.

  Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

  A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

  Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

  A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.

  Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

  A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.

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