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Blond medical terminology

2006-07-08 07:51

  Artery —— Study of paintings

  Bacteria —— Back door of cafeteria

  Barium —— What doctors do when treatment fails

  Bowel —— Letter like A.E.I.O.U

  Caesarean section —— District in Rome

  Cat scan —— Searching for kitty

  Cauterize —— Made eye contact with her

  Colic —— Sheep dog

  Coma —— A punctuation mark

  Congenital —— Friendly

  D&C —— Where Washington is

  Diarrhea —— Journal of daily events

  Dilate —— To live long

  Enema —— Not a friend

  Fester —— Quicker

  Fibula —— A small lie

  G.I. Series —— Soldiers' ball game

  Grippe —— Suitcase

  Hangnail —— Coathook

  Impotent —— Distinguished, well known

  Intense pain —— Torture in a teepee

  Labor pain —— Got hurt at work

  Medical staff —— Doctor's cane

  Morbid —— Higher offer

  Nitrate —— Cheaper than day rate

  Node —— Was aware of

  Outpatient —— Person who had fainted

  Pelvis —— Cousin of Elvis

  Post operative —— Letter carrier

  Protein —— Favoring young people

  Rectum —— It almost killed him

  Recovery room —— Place to do upholstery

  Rheumatic —— Amorous

  Scar —— Rolled tobacco leaf

  Secretion —— Hiding anything

  Seizure —— Roman emperor

  Serology —— Study of knighthood

  Tablet —— Small table

  Terminal illness —— Sickness at airport

  Tibia —— Country in North Africa

  Tumor —— An extra pair

  Urine —— Opposite of you're out

  Varicose —— Located nearby

  Vein —— Conceited

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