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Who is doing the work around here?

2006-07-08 09:41

  The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.

  People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.

  Because of the 31 million government employees, there are only 26 million left to do the work.

  Six million in the armed forces leave twenty million workers.

  Deduct 17 million State, county, and city employees, and we are left with three million to do the work.

  There are 2,500,000 people in hospitals, asylums, and treatment facilities leaving half a million workers.

  However, 450,000 of these are bums or others who will not work, leaving 50,000 to do the work.

  Now, it may interest you to know that there are 49,998 people in jail so that leaves just 2 people to do all the work, and that is you and me, and I'm getting tired of doing everything myself!

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