A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore， she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done， she found a man who needed a painter.
“I'm here for the paint job，” she said.
“Alright，” said the man. “Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.”
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour， she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished， she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction， “I not only completed the job， but I even put on two coats of paint！ By the way， that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.