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2006-07-08 08:25

  Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

  A: Frosted Flakes.

  Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

  A: There's white-out on the screen.

  Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

  A: There's writing on the white-out.

  Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?

  A: There is a stamp on it.

  Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

  A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

  Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

  A: You can park in the handicap zone.

  Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

  A: It takes too long to retrain them.

  Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

  A: A visitor.

  Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

  A: Gifted!

  Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

  A: An interpreter.

  Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

  A: A Space Invader.

  Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

  A: Branch Manager.

  Q: What do you call a smart blond?

  A: A golden retriever.

  Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

  A: The back of her head.

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