Q： What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer？
A： Frosted Flakes.
Q： How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer？
A： There's white-out on the screen.
Q： How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer？
A： There's writing on the white-out.
Q： How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde？
A： There is a stamp on it.
Q： How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook？
A： She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q： Why is it good to have a blonde passenger？
A： You can park in the handicap zone.
Q： Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks？
A： It takes too long to retrain them.
Q： What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning？
A： A visitor.
Q： What do you call a blonde with half a brain？
Q： What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side？
A： An interpreter.
Q： What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head？
A： A Space Invader.
Q： What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case？
A： Branch Manager.
Q： What do you call a smart blond？
A： A golden retriever.
Q： What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes？
A： The back of her head.