Q： What goes vroom， screech， vroom， screech， vroom， screech？
A： A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q： To a blonde， what is long and hard？
A： Grade four.
Q： What is the definition of gross ignorance？
A： 144 blondes.
Q： What did the blonde say to the physicist？
A： “Why， I just love nuclear fission！ What do you use for bait？”
Q： Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater？
A： They went to see “Closed for the Winter”。
Q： Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist？
A： They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q： A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that？”
A： The pig says， “I won her in a raffle！”
Q： What stops then goes then stops then goes？
A： A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q： Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes？
A： It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Q： Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears？
A： They're refuelling.
Q： Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio？
A： She didn't want one for nights.
Q： What about the blonde who gave birth to twins？
A： Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q： Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet？
A： She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q： What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water？
A： A blonde trying to put it out.
Q： Why did the blonde buy a brown cow？
A： To get chocolate milk.