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2006-07-08 08:26

  Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?

  A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

  Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

  A: Grade four.

  Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

  A: 144 blondes.

  Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

  A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”

  Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

  A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”。

  Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

  A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

  Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”

  A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

  Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?

  A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

  Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes?

  A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.

  Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

  A: They're refuelling.

  Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?

  A: She didn't want one for nights.

  Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?

  A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.

  Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?

  A: She was last years hide and seek winner.

  Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?

  A: A blonde trying to put it out.

  Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

  A: To get chocolate milk.

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