Q： Why do Blondes wear earmuffs？
A： To avoid the draft.
Q： Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours？
A： Because the can said “concentrate” on it.
Q： How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday？
A： Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q： What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears？
A： Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q： Why don't blondes have elevator jobs？
A： They don't know the route.
Q： Why do blondes work seven days a week？
A： So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q： How does a blonde commit suicide？
A： She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.