Q： Why do blondes like lightning？
A： They think someone is taking their picture.
Q： Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces？
A： From eating with forks.
Q： Why do blondes drive BMWs？
A： Because they can spell it.
Q： Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes？
A： Toes go in first.
Q： Why do blondes wear their hair up？
A： To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q： Why don't blondes double recipes？
A： The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q： Why don't blondes make good pharmacists？
A： They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.