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Dingding's Adventure(4)

2006-07-28 16:08

  1.

  Teacher: Last time, I assigned you to write an article on milk, and required that two pages would be necessary. But Dingding, why are there only several sentences on your exercise book?

  Dingding: Oh, my article is on condensed (浓缩) milk, so it is short.

  2.

  Dingding came to the swimming class for the first time. After an hour, he asked the coach (教练), "Mm, can I stop now?" "Why don't you go on practise swimming?? " "Because I can't drink any more."

  3.

  Teacher: Even ten clever men can't answer the question of a fool's.

  Dingding: Yes, sir. That's why I always fail in the exams.

  4.

  Dingding: God bless me! Let London be the capital of Denmark (丹麦 )。

  Teacher:??

  Dingding: Because I wrote so on the geography test paper yesterday.

  5.

  Teacher: Why do we say that books are our best friend?

  Dingding: Because when we are bored with them, we can let them alone. And no matter how long we don't read them, they won't be angry.

  6.

  Teacher: Boys and girls, can you make some examples of antonyms (反义词 )?

  Dingding: Day and night, summer and winter, father and mother……

  7.

  Teacher: Dingding, how do you define (下定义) the word "synonym" (同义词)?

  Dingding: Synonym is the word used to substitute for the basic word that you don't know how to spell

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