The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
On April Fools Day， a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
The four food groups： Fast， Frozen， Instant， and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear， now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window： “Eat now - Pay waiter.”
I thought you were trying to get into shape？
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.