36计走为上计：make oneself scarce
班门弄斧： Teach one's grandmother to suck eggs
东施效颦：'Tung Shih imitaging His Shih'
* His Shih was a famous beauty in the ancient kingdomof Yueh. Tung Shih was an ugly girl who tried to imitate her ways.'
姜太公钓鱼，愿者上钩：Like Chiang Tai Kung fishing， they have case the line for the fish who want to be caught.
What a door of an Aladdin's cave it seemed to be……