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Business one-liners 02

2006-07-08 08:47

  After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

  After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

  Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.

  Aiming for the least common denominator sometimes causes division by zero.

  All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

  All general statements are false; think about it.

  All generalizations are false, including this one.

  All generalizations are useless, including this one.

  All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!

  All great discoveries are made by mistake.

  All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.

  All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

  All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

  All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

  All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

  All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.

  All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

  All things being equal, all things are never equal.

  All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

  All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

  All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

  All work and no play, will make you a manager.

  Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.

  Always hire a rich attorney.

  Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

  Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.

  Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

  Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

  Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!

  Ambiguity is invariant.

  Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

  An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

  An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.

  An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.

  An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.

  An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form.

  An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

  An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

  An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of “sure”。

  Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.

  Any change looks terrible at first.

  Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.

  Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.

  Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

  Any good strategy will seem ridiculous by the time it is implemented. - Dogbert, in Scott Adams' “Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business”

  Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

  Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion.

  Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.

  Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

  Any line, however short, is still too long.

  Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used.

  Any producing entity is the last to use its own product.

  Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

  Any smoothly functioning technology is indistinguishable from a “rigged” demo.

  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

  Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

  Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

  Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

  Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

  Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.

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