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2006-07-08 08:48

  Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

  Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it.

  Create a need and fill it.

  Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

  Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.

  Creditors have better memories than debtors.

  Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

  Dare to be average.

  Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.

  Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

  Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

  Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

  Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

  Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you find a large enough rock.

  Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

  Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

  Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.

  Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.

  Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

  Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

  Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.

  Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.

  Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.

  Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

  Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.

  Don't lend people money……it gives them amnesia.

  Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley

  Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.

  Don't make your doctor your heir.

  Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

  Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.

  Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.

  Don't try to have the last word; you might get it.

  Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway.

  Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

  Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.

  Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

  Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.

  Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.

  Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.

  Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

  Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.

  Enough research will tend to support your theory.

  Entropy has us outnumbered.

  Error is often more earnest than truth.

  Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

  Even if the grass is greener on the other side: they, like you, still have to cut it.

  Even paranoids have enemies.

  Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

  Every solution breeds new problems.

  Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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