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Business one-liners 14

2006-07-08 09:11

  It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.

  It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

  It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

  It's always the wrong time of the month.

  It's better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

  It's better to retire too soon than too late.

  It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

  It's Good Enough For Government Work.

  It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous!

  It's Not My Job!

  It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

  It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

  It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.

  It's out of my control.

  Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

  Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called “Bureaucracy”。 Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

  Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

  Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

  Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do.

  Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.

  Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.

  Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.

  Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.

  Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.

  Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

  Leakproof seals will.

  Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.

  Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

  Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

  Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

  Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

  Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

  Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

  Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

  Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

  Make dust or eat dust.

  Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

  Many are called, but few are at their desks.

  Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.

  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

  Maybe I can't make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn't!

  Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.

  Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

  Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for years on end.

  Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all.

  Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

  Most projects require three hands.

  Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere.

  Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.

  Murphy was an optimist.

  My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants.

  Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

  Nature is a mother.

  Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

  Needs are a function of what other people have.

  Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

  Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.

  Never be first to do anything.

  Never be last.

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