Q： What do you call a basement full of blondes？
A： A whine cellar.
Q： What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel？
A： An Air Bag.
Q： What do you call a blonde between two brunettes？
A： A mental block.
Q： What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear？
A： A wind tunnel.
Q： What do you call 15 blondes in a circle？
A： A dope ring.
Q： What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW？
Q： What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells？
Q： What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette？
A： Artificial intelligence.
Q： What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you？
A： Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q： What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common？
A： They're both empty from the neck up.
Q： What does a blonde owl say？
A： What， what？
Q： What's the Blonde's cheer？
A： “ I'm blonde， I'm blonde， I'm B.L.O.N……ah， oh well…… I'm blonde， I'm blonde， yea yea yea……”
Q： Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence？
A： To see what was on the other side.
Q： Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back？
A： From crawling across the street when the sign said “don't walk”。