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2006-07-08 08:13

  Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

  A: A whine cellar.

  Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

  A: An Air Bag.

  Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

  A: A mental block.

  Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

  A: A wind tunnel.

  Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

  A: A dope ring.

  Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

  A: Divorcee

  Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

  A: Pregnant.

  Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

  A: Artificial intelligence.

  Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?

  A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

  Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

  A: They're both empty from the neck up.

  Q: What does a blonde owl say?

  A: What, what?

  Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?

  A: “ I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N……ah, oh well…… I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea……”

  Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

  A: To see what was on the other side.

  Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

  A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “don't walk”。

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