Q： If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building， who hits the ground first？
A： The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q： What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease？
A： Her IQ goes up！
Q： What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot？
A： Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q： What does a blonde make best for dinner？
Q： What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on？
A： It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q： What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts？
Q： What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear？
A： “Thanks for the refill！”
Q： Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet？
A： So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q： Why did the blonde try and steal a police car？
A： She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q： Why did the blonde scale the glass wall？
A： To see what was on the other side.
Q： Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months？
A： Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q： Why did the blonde call the welfare office？
A： She wanted to know how to cook food stamps！
Q： Where do blondes go to meet their relatives？
A： The vegetable garden.
Q： What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios？
A： “Oh look！ Donut seeds！”