Q： How do blonde braincells die？
Q： How do you brainwash a blonde？
A： Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q： How do you change a blonde's mind？
A： Blow in her ear.
Q： How do you measure a blonde's intelligence？
A： Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear！
Q： How does a blonde kill a fish？
A： She drowns it.
Q： A blond going to London on a plane， how can you steal her window seat？
A： Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q： How do you amuse a blonde for hours？
A： Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper