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I have a Microsoft waiter

2006-07-08 10:46

  Patron: Waiter!

  Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

  Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

  Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

  Patron: No, it's still there.

  Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

  Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

  Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

  Patron: A SOUP bowl!

  Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

  Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

  Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

  Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

  Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

  Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

  Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

  Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

  Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

  Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

  [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

  Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

  Patron: This is potato soup.

  Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

  Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

  [The waiter leaves.]

  Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

  The check:

  Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00

  Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50

  Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

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