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What will you do for golf?

2006-07-08 11:00

  Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

  First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

  Second Guy: “That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

  Third Guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

  They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?”

  Fourth Guy: “I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday.”

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