Q： What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you？
A： Run！ She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q： How do you keep a blonde in suspense？
A： I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q： Why can't the blonde make ice cubes？
A： She lost the recipe.
Q： How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it？
A： With a thought.
Q： Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering？
A： The noise gave her a headache.
Q： How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work？
A： She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q： How do you sink a submarine full of blondes？
A： Knock on the door.
Q： Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month？
A： The instructions stated， “good for up to 20 pounds”。