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Dingding's Adventure(1)

2006-07-28 16:10

  1. Teacher: Dingding, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

  Dingding: Me.

  2. Substitute Teacher(代课老师): Are you chewing gum(嚼口香糖)?

  Dingding: No, I'm Dingding.

  3. Teacher: How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?

  Dingding: I get up early.

  4. Teacher: Didn't you promise(许诺) to behave(表现) well?

  Dingding: Yes, sir.

  Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish(惩罚) you if you didn't?

  Dingding: Yes, sir. But since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.

  5. Teacher: Dingding, I hope I didn't see you looking at Mingming's paper.

  Ding Ding: I hope you didn't, either.

  6. Dingding: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

  Teacher: I agree, but this is the lowest mark I can give you.

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