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The universal grade change form

2006-07-08 01:15

  To: Professor _______________

  From: ____________________

  I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons:

  __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

  __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

  __3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:

  __Medical School

  __Graduate School

  __Dental School

  __Fraternity/Sorority

  __The Mickey Mouse Club

  __Tri County Tech

  __4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______.

  __5. I'll lose my scholarship.

  __6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me.

  __7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

  __8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

  __9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

  __10. You are prejudiced against:

  __ Males

  __ Blacks

  __ Females

  __ Jews

  __ Catholics

  __ Whites

  __ Protestants

  __ Minorities

  __ Chicanos

  __ Students

  __ People

  __11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

  __12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:

  __ mono

  __ broken baby finger

  __ acute alcoholism

  __ pregnancy

  __ VD

  __ fatherhood

  __13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

  __14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

  __15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

  __16. The lectures were:

  __ too detailed to pick out important points.

  __ not explained in any sufficient detail.

  __ your class was far too boring.

  __ all jokes and not enough material.

  __ all of the above.

  __17. This course was:

  __too early, I was not awake.

  __at lunchtime, I was hungry.

  __too late, I was tired.

  __18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

  __19. Other reason: __________________.

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