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　　Narissa: You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!

　　Nathaniel: You selfish, evil……

　　Narissa: Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus! All this nauseating talk of "true love's kiss." It really does bring out the worst in me.

　　Robert: Stay back.

　　Narissa: You know, I've been thinking. If I'm going to remain queen, I'm going to need some sort of story when I go back. Hmm. What if a giant, vicious beast showed up and killed everyone? And poor, defenseless Queen Narissa, she just couldn't save them. Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?

　　Robert: Over my dead body.

　　Narissa: All right. I'm flexible.

　　Robert: Ah! Let me go!

　　Narissa: Come along, Giselle. I don't want you to miss this ending.

　　Robert: Ah! Let me go! Ah! Put me down! You're crazy!

　　Narissa: No, spiteful, vindictive, very large. But never crazy. Ah!

　　Robert: Giselle!

　　Narissa: Oh, my.This is a twist on our story! It's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome? Keep up with me, dear.It's time to take our tale to new heights! Ha…!

　　Edward: Pip! You'd like to finally be released……to help Giselle……to best the beast. Why didn't you say so in the first place?

　　Pip: Thank you.

　　Giselle: Narissa! I'm not going to let you take him!

　　Narissa: We're coming to the end of our story now. Are you at the edge of your seat, Giselle, just dying to know how it ends?

　　Giselle: Pip!

　　Narissa: How about this: "And they all lived happily ever after!" Well, at least I did.