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　　Giselle: Oh, my goodness. Your hair is lovely. You're beautiful.

　　Phoebe: Well, thank you.

　　Giselle: The man who holds your heart is a lucky fellow indeed.

　　Phoebe: Well, you try telling him that.

　　Giselle: Well, I'm certain he already knows.

　　Ethan: Excuse me?

　　Giselle: Are you him? You are very lucky. I mean, just look at the way her eyes sparkle. It's no wonder you're in love.

　　Robert: I got it! Excuse me. I'm sorry. Giselle? Please? It's not like that, all right? They're not together anymore.

　　Giselle: I don't understand.

　　Robert: They're getting a divorce —— separating from each other, ok?

　　Giselle: Separating?

　　Robert: Yeah.

　　Giselle: For how long?

　　Robert: Forever.

　　Giselle: Forever and ever?

　　Robert: Shh. Yes.

　　Giselle: Oh, no.

　　Robert: What are you doing? Don't cry.

　　Ethan: Are you crying?

　　Robert: No, she's not.

　　Giselle: I'm sorry. I can't help it.

　　Ethan: Is she actually crying?

　　Giselle: It's just so sad.

　　Phoebe: What kind of an operation are you running here? This is so unprofessional.

　　Carl: Good morning, Phoebe. How are you? It's good to……

　　Lawyer: If you guys are trying to manipulate us, you can throw this whole deal out.

　　Carl: What is going on here? Who's she?

　　Robert: Uh, a friend. No, you know she's an acquaintance, actually.

　　Carl: Robert, You're the one who begged me to put you on the case, and this is what I get for it? I walk in here and find everybody upset? And some girl is crying like we're on Oprah.

　　Robert: I'll take care of it. Carl, it's gonna be fine. What is wrong with you?

　　Giselle: Me?

　　Robert: Yes, you. This whole Kumbaya, “Up With People” routine. Those people are in real pain.

　　Giselle: Well, of course they're in pain. They're separated forever. Married one day and the next they're not. What sort of awful place is this?

　　Robert: It's reality.

　　Giselle: Well, I think I'd prefer to be in Andalasia.

　　Robert: I think I'd prefer that too. Get in, please.