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英语幽默精读【135】Hunting Skills
2008-8-6 9:19

  Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

  "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

  "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

  Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

  "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

  "And what came out?"

  "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

  ※ Notes

  (1) hide n.兽皮
  (2) bandage n.绷带
  (3) whistle v.吹哨子;鸣笛
  (4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亚的快车

  ※ Exercises

  根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

  ① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.
  ② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.
  ③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.
  ④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.
  ⑤ Sergei was hit by a train.

  ※ 译文

打猎的技巧

  两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊,”伊凡说,“看看这兽皮!”

  “你是如何发现这么大的熊的?”谢尔盖问道。

  “简单,”伊凡说,“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”

  几周后,两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议?”伊凡问。

  “我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子,”谢尔盖回答说。

  “出来了什么?”

  “向着我来的,”谢尔盖说,“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”

  ※ 练习参考答案

  ①T②F③T④F⑤T

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